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SIMP CITY
"Seen at 2:14 AM" — a satirical life-sim
🔞 ADULTS ONLY · 18+
🌹 Survive the DMs.
💸 Outlast the crypto bros.
🦁 Escape the sigma pyramid scheme.
🤡 Don't end up in the Hall of Simps.
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satire only. no real simps were harmed. probably.